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South Reinkalistan
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Founded: Mar 12, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:07 pm

Aureumterra III wrote:
The Hindustani State wrote:So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

You be calling out the entire fucking International Incidents user base :rofl:

To be fair the power-fantasy types like that are pretty localised to F7, very few seep into II... that I'm aware of. :p
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THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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Dayganistan
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Dayganistan » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:09 pm

The Hindustani State wrote:So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

It doesn't have to be monarchs, it can be presidents, prime ministers, any sort of executive title.

*nervously sweats in attractive female president having country*
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Kyoki Chudoku
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Founded: Apr 28, 2017
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Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:09 pm

Who needs idealism when you can have cynical totalitarianism?

Kyoki Chudoku does have the young part, mind. Kind of.

It also has a bit of an unrealistic military- which is to say a bunch of traumatised psychotics with guns accompanied by way too many specialised elite forces branches, and then topped off with the occasional magic-user and very rarely a not-so-super-soldier. But I’ve always believed more in being reasonable in military RP than being realistic. As long as what you’re doing fits the context and setting you have, and you aren’t going around parading annihilated in every conflict (unless you have some FFT war based around such a concept), I think it’s fine to take some liberties.
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Kiu Ghesik
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Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:09 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:Exactly! Give us blatantly corrupt crypto-autocracies a chance!

ahem, yes. now i think it's time to call down an orbital strike on a civilian mining installation for refusing to nationalize its equipment after "failing" to meet quota because someone in the bureaucracy fell asleep on their pocket calculator's decimal and zero keys.

Dayganistan wrote:The real based military builders are those who have good knowledge of military tech and use that to build a realistic army rather than an unbeatable minmaxed one. I like to think I've made my army fairly realistic and gave them decent equipment, but not the best stuff you can get in MT. The people who try to tech wank in MT don't realize that a lot of the "best" stuff has low production numbers for a wide variety of reasons, and that some of the stuff they think is cool is downright useless in most conflicts.

oh yeah. there's a reason that the only times you see massive air corps historically is when the airplanes being used are engines with propellers, fuel tanks, and guns strapped to them and maybe a seat if you're lucky.

The Hindustani State wrote:So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

if you're into that, i guess

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:Who needs idealism when you can have cynical totalitarianism?

Kyoki Chudoku does have the young part, mind. Kind of.

It also has a bit of an unrealistic military- which is to say a bunch of traumatised psychotics with guns accompanied by way too many specialised elite forces branches, and then topped off with the occasional magic-user and very rarely a not-so-super-soldier. But I’ve always believed more in being reasonable in military RP than being realistic. As long as what you’re doing fits the context and setting you have, and you aren’t going around parading annihilated in every conflict (unless you have some FFT war based around such a concept), I think it’s fine to take some liberties.

cynical totalitarianism is the best kind of totalitarianism, honestly, it means you get to rant about neoliberalism while jailing dissidents which tbh is the best way to jail dissidents
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Nouvelle-Floride
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Founded: Jun 28, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Nouvelle-Floride » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:09 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Aureumterra III wrote:You be calling out the entire fucking International Incidents user base :rofl:

To be fair the power-fantasy types like that are pretty localised to F7, very few seep into II... that I'm aware of. :p


what's this about powerwanking and shiny tanks coming out of thin air, i just want to write the biggest political clusterfuck i possibly can, which is probably what i'll do with this nation ;)
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Aureumterra III
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Founded: Sep 21, 2020
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Postby Aureumterra III » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:09 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Aureumterra III wrote:You be calling out the entire fucking International Incidents user base :rofl:

To be fair the power-fantasy types like that are pretty localised to F7, very few seep into II... that I'm aware of. :p

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South Reinkalistan
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:11 pm

Aureumterra III wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:To be fair the power-fantasy types like that are pretty localised to F7, very few seep into II... that I'm aware of. :p

Old Aureumterra:
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Pfft. It's no fair if you operate along such a basis to prove your own stereotypes... smh.
Nouvelle-Floride wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:To be fair the power-fantasy types like that are pretty localised to F7, very few seep into II... that I'm aware of. :p


what's this about powerwanking and shiny tanks coming out of thin air, i just want to write the biggest political clusterfuck i possibly can, which is probably what i'll do with this nation ;)

Schizocracy. Rule by the clinically insane. Do it.
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THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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Wexas
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Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Wexas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:11 pm

The Hindustani State wrote:
Russkiya Svyachena wrote:In general many countries are obvious power fantasies, it’s easy to tell when the leader is supposed to be a self insert of the player, oftentimes a young, idealistic, monarch

So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

This is correct
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
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Brettenwald
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Founded: May 03, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Brettenwald » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:13 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:don't forget "nuh-uh it's totally a constitutional monarchy look we have a parliament! ignore the monarch being executive authority on practically everything, please, absolute monarchies are bad and we're good see!"

This can totally work if it's done well. If the "elected" representative "democratic" institutions are quite clearly turned into rubber-stamp bodies as a display of kleptocratic corruption [cough cough], it's good as a plot device.

"Constitutional monarchy where the Prime Minister occupies a position similar to the Hand of the King from GoT and 50% of your democracy is an illusion" gang here.
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Factbook completion will occur when hell freezes over and this nation is basically what happens at 3 AM when I overdose on Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Game of Thrones. Trans rights or you're getting kneecapped.
Center-right largely-absolute monarchy populated by the majority-pagan descendants of a mix of Vikings, Iron Age German rednecks and the odd shipwreck survivor coming into its own on the world stage during the final stages of a 32-year watershed moment under the watchful eye of an emperor who was never supposed to be one. Strict MT, 2021 though lore posts are generally asynchronous. Brettain is a catchall demonym, flag waifu by Polish Prussian Commonwealth, NS stats not canon.

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Upper Stuffari
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Ex-Nation

Postby Upper Stuffari » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:13 pm

Wexas wrote:
The Hindustani State wrote:So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

This is correct

Is it though? It assumes that most people are pea brained and horny.
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Kyoki Chudoku
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Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:14 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:Schizocracy. Rule by the clinically insane. Do it.


Isn’t that basically what I have?
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
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Russian-American Continental Alliance
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Founded: Oct 18, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Russian-American Continental Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:14 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:*laughs in 100% service rate and an army equipped with pointy sticks*
tbf that's not limited to just one-line rp. it's possible to go "ohoho look how much i know about military tech imma flex how much i can minmax my army to the point of unbeatability" too, and it's got much of the same effect.

The real based military builders are those who have good knowledge of military tech and use that to build a realistic army rather than an unbeatable minmaxed one. I like to think I've made my army fairly realistic and gave them decent equipment, but not the best stuff you can get in MT. The people who try to tech wank in MT don't realize that a lot of the "best" stuff has low production numbers for a wide variety of reasons, and that some of the stuff they think is cool is downright useless in most conflicts.

I just go down the really wacky route.

In my nations, I just make the military adapt to the source, for example, in C&C nations (ala this one and one Portugal-centric project) I blatantly canonize the stupid tactic that is tank spam, but that's because I'm trying to adapt RL into gameplay so we have armies of tanks rolling down the streets multiplying, and then there's the tech level, I know that a lot of the stuff I use is either nonexistent, a prototype, or just impractical, but I do it anyway because C&C is fun.

Then there's my other nation, the UNSPDC nation, where the UN Army is stuck with M16A1s but their F-16s can pwn UFOs fairly quickly.

Point is, I take fun in making my army as wacky as possible, but not completely to the point of 'dinosaurs with riders on them', mostly I stay consistent with the wacky parts of the military, sure, I may have an actual cyborg legion, but I'm not throwing in Margaret thatcher on a t-rex with an L85 with that, no, I just like to stay with the theme of cyborg legion.

I don't know how to put it into words but yeah, since these nations are mostly designed for F7 and/or sidestories anyway, I just make everything absolutely wack.

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South Reinkalistan
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:15 pm

Brettenwald wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:This can totally work if it's done well. If the "elected" representative "democratic" institutions are quite clearly turned into rubber-stamp bodies as a display of kleptocratic corruption [cough cough], it's good as a plot device.

"Constitutional monarchy where the Prime Minister occupies a position similar to the Hand of the King from GoT and 50% of your democracy is an illusion" gang here.

Rookie numbers, friend. You need to pump them up. Years of elbow-grease, draconian secret policing, ideological manipulation, and straight-up shameless totalitarian repression have gotten me to 80% of my """democracy""" being an illusion. You need to get some gains, fast. I recommend more aggressive policing methods to start with.
THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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Khoronzon
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Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:15 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:I'm fairly sure there's also been a male monarch who the creator in question quite ostensibly wished he could, uh, spend time with. I forget the nation, they spammed out a whole load of the same copy-pasted format though.

I think I know what you're talking about, there's this one guy who keeps putting 20-year-old gay white liberal kings in all their nations including Antarctica, Hawaii, Syria, and - though this is a bit of a tentative guess since they don't have the exact website format that the others do - "Israel-Palestine". Or maybe there's something else you're talking about that I wasn't aware of, but it definitely did remind me of that.
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Dayganistan
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Postby Dayganistan » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:17 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:oh yeah. there's a reason that the only times you see massive air corps historically is when the airplanes being used are engines with propellers, fuel tanks, and guns strapped to them and maybe a seat if you're lucky.

And also because bombs back in the old days didn't have precision guidance kits so you needed to saturate an area to ensure you hit. Compared to today when even a small single engine fighter can carry enough precision guided bombs to take out an entire armoured brigade. I don't think a lot of MT players are aware of this.
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South Reinkalistan
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:17 pm

Khoronzon wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:I'm fairly sure there's also been a male monarch who the creator in question quite ostensibly wished he could, uh, spend time with. I forget the nation, they spammed out a whole load of the same copy-pasted format though.

I think I know what you're talking about, there's this one guy who keeps putting 20-year-old gay white liberal kings in all their nations including Antarctica, Hawaii, Syria, and - though this is a bit of a tentative guess since they don't have the exact website format that the others do - "Israel-Palestine". Or maybe there's something else you're talking about that I wasn't aware of, but it definitely did remind me of that.

>israel-palestine
I am now totally in favour of this.

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THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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Brettenwald
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Founded: May 03, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Brettenwald » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:17 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Brettenwald wrote:"Constitutional monarchy where the Prime Minister occupies a position similar to the Hand of the King from GoT and 50% of your democracy is an illusion" gang here.

Rookie numbers, friend. You need to pump them up. Years of elbow-grease, draconian secret policing, ideological manipulation, and straight-up shameless totalitarian repression have gotten me to 80% of my """democracy""" being an illusion. You need to get some gains, fast. I recommend more aggressive policing methods to start with.

Yeah, but I want my people to be happy. Happy citizens don't question authority. Besides, Brettenwald's in this weird dichotomy of "control over the state, freedom within the state" that I kind of like.
BRETTENWALD
Factbook completion will occur when hell freezes over and this nation is basically what happens at 3 AM when I overdose on Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Game of Thrones. Trans rights or you're getting kneecapped.
Center-right largely-absolute monarchy populated by the majority-pagan descendants of a mix of Vikings, Iron Age German rednecks and the odd shipwreck survivor coming into its own on the world stage during the final stages of a 32-year watershed moment under the watchful eye of an emperor who was never supposed to be one. Strict MT, 2021 though lore posts are generally asynchronous. Brettain is a catchall demonym, flag waifu by Polish Prussian Commonwealth, NS stats not canon.

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East Wolven
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Father Knows Best State

Postby East Wolven » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:18 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Russkiya Svyachena wrote:In general many countries are obvious power fantasies, it’s easy to tell when the leader is supposed to be a self insert of the player, oftentimes a young, idealistic, monarch

don't forget "nuh-uh it's totally a constitutional monarchy look we have a parliament! ignore the monarch being executive authority on practically everything, please, absolute monarchies are bad and we're good see!"

I ended up managing to come up with feudalism of the citizenry accidentally.
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Wexas
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Ex-Nation

Postby Wexas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:19 pm

Upper Stuffari wrote:
Wexas wrote:This is correct

Is it though? It assumes that most people are pea brained and horny.

I was being sarcastic, seeing how the majority of characters are all either monarchial/otherwise 'fedual'-ish

Not that he's wrong tho. There are quite a few monarchies where the leader is either a SocDem superhero who - despite being a 'constitutional figurehead' monarch -holds significant sway over the government and does all the good things like stop global warming or legalize gay. Or a SocDem superhero who does all those things while carrying around their massive god-given - uh - inheritance. And usually, the latter is a woman (though as Kuranes has pointed out, there are exceptions).
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★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Ex-Nation

Postby Posadist-Communalists » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:21 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:maggie thatcher waifu

oh dear god...

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Russian-American Continental Alliance
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Founded: Oct 18, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Russian-American Continental Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:22 pm

Wexas wrote:
Upper Stuffari wrote:Is it though? It assumes that most people are pea brained and horny.

I was being sarcastic, seeing how the majority of characters are all either monarchial/otherwise 'fedual'-ish

Not that he's wrong tho. There are quite a few monarchies where the leader is either a SocDem superhero who - despite being a 'constitutional figurehead' monarch -holds significant sway over the government and does all the good things like stop global warming or legalize gay. Or a SocDem superhero who does all those things while carrying around their massive god-given - uh - inheritance. And usually, the latter is a woman.


Christ, whenever I see things like these I just want to down a bottle of any liquid, because Jesus Christ, these people always try to make their leader look 'good' and 'hottest man', it gets on my nerves and doesn't get off it.

Pacific Peace Alliance | Тихоокеанский Мирный Альянс | 太平洋平和同盟
"If they don't move, they'll be crushed."
2023. It's a 3rd world war, and America and her friends rise from the ashes. In a horribly broken world, only one faction makes it out.
RAAN: Imperial Japanese PM Kanata releases statement calling China a "severe threat to the asian population"|Russian President Suvorov reportedly contemplating reducing army standards to increase the Russian Army's numbers|US President Townes' "stratocratic fascism" continues to hold America in a stranglehold
now featuring: GFL lore (read it. NOW.)
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Kiu Ghesik
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:23 pm

Dayganistan wrote:And also because bombs back in the old days didn't have precision guidance kits so you needed to saturate an area to ensure you hit. Compared to today when even a small single engine fighter can carry enough precision guided bombs to take out an entire armoured brigade. I don't think a lot of MT players are aware of this.

that too. highway of death was only done with a few flights iirc.

Khoronzon wrote:I think I know what you're talking about, there's this one guy who keeps putting 20-year-old gay white liberal kings in all their nations including Antarctica, Hawaii, Syria, and - though this is a bit of a tentative guess since they don't have the exact website format that the others do - "Israel-Palestine". Or maybe there's something else you're talking about that I wasn't aware of, but it definitely did remind me of that.

i cannot express how unbelievably based "liberal monarchy but gay" is

East Wolven wrote:I ended up managing to come up with feudalism of the citizenry accidentally.

ngl i'd live in an anarcho-syndicalist commune where we all take turns being sort-of executive officer of the week
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✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

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Voxija
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:23 pm

Wexas wrote:
Upper Stuffari wrote:Is it though? It assumes that most people are pea brained and horny.

I was being sarcastic, seeing how the majority of characters are all either monarchial/otherwise 'fedual'-ish

Not that he's wrong tho. There are quite a few monarchies where the leader is either a SocDem superhero who - despite being a 'constitutional figurehead' monarch -holds significant sway over the government and does all the good things like stop global warming or legalize gay. Or a SocDem superhero who does all those things while carrying around their massive god-given - uh - inheritance. And usually, the latter is a woman.


*hides in the corner*

Oh god, please tell me I'm not cliché.
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my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Brettenwald
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Posts: 4695
Founded: May 03, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Brettenwald » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:25 pm

Voxija wrote:
Wexas wrote:I was being sarcastic, seeing how the majority of characters are all either monarchial/otherwise 'fedual'-ish

Not that he's wrong tho. There are quite a few monarchies where the leader is either a SocDem superhero who - despite being a 'constitutional figurehead' monarch -holds significant sway over the government and does all the good things like stop global warming or legalize gay. Or a SocDem superhero who does all those things while carrying around their massive god-given - uh - inheritance. And usually, the latter is a woman.


*hides in the corner*

Oh god, please tell me I'm not cliché.

You're probably safe. For now, anyway.
BRETTENWALD
Factbook completion will occur when hell freezes over and this nation is basically what happens at 3 AM when I overdose on Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Game of Thrones. Trans rights or you're getting kneecapped.
Center-right largely-absolute monarchy populated by the majority-pagan descendants of a mix of Vikings, Iron Age German rednecks and the odd shipwreck survivor coming into its own on the world stage during the final stages of a 32-year watershed moment under the watchful eye of an emperor who was never supposed to be one. Strict MT, 2021 though lore posts are generally asynchronous. Brettain is a catchall demonym, flag waifu by Polish Prussian Commonwealth, NS stats not canon.

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Russian-American Continental Alliance
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Founded: Oct 18, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Russian-American Continental Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 2:25 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Dayganistan wrote:And also because bombs back in the old days didn't have precision guidance kits so you needed to saturate an area to ensure you hit. Compared to today when even a small single engine fighter can carry enough precision guided bombs to take out an entire armoured brigade. I don't think a lot of MT players are aware of this.

that too. highway of death was only done with a few flights iirc.

A true testament to how bombing has gone a long way, yet there are people who think 'more bombs = good' and 'WW2 tactics are better than modern tactics', sure I like the former too, but this nation's (and my other nation's) shtick(s) is mainly wackiness and pure chaos and not wanking off my superior omg epic based army.
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